CAPTURED! BY ROBOTS Announce More Tour Dates

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2 kick ass robots, 1 stupid human. Brutal pummeling music. End of story. But you wanna read more stupid crap? Ok, idiot human. CAPTURED! BY ROBOTS has been touring the world since 1997, playing thousands of dive bars for millions of drunken humans.


C!BR has now returned with a newly found united aggression towards humanity (that) has been channeled into fast n loud music, designed to deafen and destroy, to pound and pummel, breaking your bones with brutal tones.  The band’s first new album in years will be released February 1st and a video for the track “Endless Circle of Bullshit” will drop the same day.  For now you can watch a teaser of the video HERE:

Remember that Robots play all the music on the album; no human played any instrument on the album.


The robots will embark on the “20 Years Of Suffering” tour, which is scheduled to kick off February 22nd in Glendale, CA and will run through April 16th in Nevada City, CA.  A complete list of dates can be found below.  The robots have returned and they have been rebuilt to play crazy fast blast beats better than your shitty human drummer.  This tour celebrates the robots 20th anniversary and the first tour since their breakup in 2015.


In 1996, Jay Vance made the robots because he was extremely unlikeable, and wanted to play in a band after all his past human bands hated him. He got to work. Shortly after, GTRBOT666 and DRMBOT 0110 were born. After a horrible accident involving many drugs and a chemical spill, the Bots became self-aware and captured the human, now renamed JBOT. It was decided that they would travel the country, rocking out while bent on world domination and humiliating the masked and chained idiotic human in front of his human peers.


As well, JBOT’s mask was removed: after 15 years of captivity removal of the mask serves to show how ugly and disgusting the human JBOT really is.


The Bots and JBOT’s relationship has changed. Now they are much more united in hating humanity. Stockholm syndrome? Maybe… Or maybe you all just suck really really bad.
 
“20 Years Of Suffering” Tour:
2-22 Glendale, CA – Complex
2-23 San Diego, CA – Soda Bar
2-24 Phoenix, AZ – Yucca Tap
2-25 Albuquerque, NM – Sister
2-27 Austin,TX – Lost Well
2-28 Dallas, TX – Doublewide
3-01 Oklahoma City, OK – The Root
3-03 Lafayette, LA – Steam Press
3-04 New Orleans, LA – Siberia
3-05 Hot Springs, AR – Low Key Arts
3-07 Knoxville, TN – Pilot Light
3-08 Johnson City, TN – Hideaway
3-09 Atlanta, GA – The Earl
3-10 Greenville, SC – Radio Room
3-11 Charlotte, NC – Milestone
3-12 Winston-Salem, NC – The Garage
3-15 Raleigh, NC – King’s
3-16 Richmond, VA – Strange Matter
3-17 Washington DC – The Pinch
3-18 Lancaster, PA – Chameleon
3-19 Brooklyn, NY – Saint Vitus Bar
3-21 Canton, OH – Buzz Bin
3-22 Cleveland, OH – Grog Shop
3-23 Columbus, OH – Spacebar
3-24 Lansing, MI – Mac’s
3-25 Chicago, IL – Beat Kitchen
3-28 Milwaukee, WI – Cactus Club
3-29 Madison, WI – The Frequency
3-30 Minneapolis, MN – Triple Rock
3-31 Kansas City, MO – The Brick
4-01 Denver, CO – 3 Kings
4-04 Salt Lake City, UT – Metro
4-06 Missoula, MT – Badlander
4-07 Seattle, WA – Funhouse
4-08 Portland, OR – Dante’s
4-13 Santa Cruz, CA – Catalyst
4-14 San Francisco, CA – Parkside
4-15 Reno, NV – Jub Jub’s
4-16 Nevada City, CA – Cooper’s Aleworks
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