From the depths of the GWAR temple, beneath the frozen wasteland of Antarctica, mutant penguins swim towards America with news of GWAR’s triumphant return to the stage as the headliner at this year’s GWAR B-Q. The 5th annual gathering of meat, metal and mayhem will take place on Saturday, August 16th at Hadad’s Lake (www.hadadslake.com) in Richmond, VA. Scientists work around the clock to translate the high-pitched chatter of the mutant penguin hoard as they approach landfall.
Conflicting reports indicate that GWAR’s performance will be lead by none other than, original recipe Beefcake the Mighty aka Mike Bishop or quite possibly it was misinterpreted as the Colonel’s original chicken recipe. Who knows? Be there to find out for yourself as this historic metal event unfolds.
Other random Facebook posts and tweets confirm that original Scumdog members will descend on the GWAR B-Q to bear witness to a Viking funeral for Oderus Urungus, whose form will burn upon the SS Boat as he makes his journey back to Valhalla and beyond. This public memorial will be held from 4pm-7pm on Friday, August 15th at Hadad’s Lake (www.hadadslake.com) in Richmond, VA. and is open to even the lowliest of bohabs.
The nut busting anticipation mounts as bohabs from across the globe await the release of GWAR B-Q ticket sale date, June 6th. How do I get tickets, you ask? Tickets will be sold exclusively on the GWAR B-Q website at (www.gwarbq.com). Tickets will be available in three options:
Standard- $45 Ticket – All day entry
Deluxe- $65 Ticket – All day entry and official GWAR B-Q t-shirt
Premium- $200 Ticket (Limited Quantity 150)- All day entry, official
GWAR B-Q t-shirt, B4BQ show entry, VIP Pass for private Gwafter Party (venue TBA), as well as Meet & Greet signings with GWAR, Ice-T of Body Count, Hatebreed, Bam Margera of Jackass, and a possible chance to appear on stage with GWAR. What more could you ask for? Don’t ask.
TICKETS GO ON SALE JUNE 6th! Get them fast while they last, it’s going to be a blast!
In other related events`, Balsac the Jaws of Death will DJ a drunken feeding frenzy during Industry Happy Hour at Eat The Rich located at 1839 7th St NW, Washington, DC 20001 on May 22nd from 11:00pm-2:30am. Specialty drinks concocted by Derek Brown, JP Fetherston, Robert Tinney and oysters from Rappahannock River Oysters, LLC will be featured. A portion of the proceeds will go to benefit the Dave Brockie Fund, honoring GWAR’s irreverent lead singer and founding member. Donate to the Dave Brockie Fund at www.gwar.net. It has been advised to waste your life searching the inter-web to discover Balsac’s cryptic agenda for appearing at this international gala. Balsac reserved comment as he suspiciously sharpened swords for a harvest of souls to be served where and when? The only way to find out is by attending and getting him loaded on free booze. That means, buy him drinks, for you morons out there in the vile streets of the nation’s capital. He might possibly disclose his plans before your ultimate demise. There is only one way to find out.